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 Post subject: Crowdfunding
PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 9:49 pm 
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My startup company is aimed at the expanding leisure market and consists of two products.

Firstly, our "replica" cigarette boxes in the livery of all the well known brands but in a classic format ie without any government health warnings whatsoever.
Theses will be hard cases designed to last for some months. The user simply buys their favourite cigarettes in the new plain paper packaging and transfers them to the branded box.

Secondly, as more pubs and clubs introduce breath tests to stop customers pre-loading we will offer a variety of alcoholic shots packaged in plastic tubes similar to Ice Pops for children so they can be secreted, away from the frisking fingers of door staff, in the ample bumcracks of punters for cheap and easy consumption once on licenced premises.

Who wants an investment?

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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 10:35 pm 
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Both of these are, actually, genius.

I'm in! :TopHat1

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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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Reading that gave me an urge to take the piss out of Bassman's fat arse. :(

Stupid fat arsed cunt he is.

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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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I regularly destroy fag packets over the course of a night. Will the new fag packets be "water" resistant? Sometimes the front of my trousers gets really wet. ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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I really like the latter idea. I'd be all over that. How do we make this happen?

The first idea has merit except that smoking cigarettes is for fuckwits, people who put Jack Rodwell in their fantasy footy team and paedos.

Bassman. I never saw his arse but his skin colour was a bit paler than Dracula's. I miss his narrow-mindedness and moronic music taste.

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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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Bastard wrote:
I regularly destroy fag packets over the course of a night. Will the new fag packets be "water" resistant? Sometimes the front of my trousers gets really wet. ;)



We could do a "Deluxe Goretex Lined" model for men of a certain age perhaps?

This is the joy of crowdfunding, you not only get the starter capital, you also get the brains of likeminded entrepreneurs. :cool:

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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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Smoking kills

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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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Bert Trautmanns neck brace wrote:
Smoking kills


Though rarely immediately.

And besides, I'm......I mean Bastard, isn't promoting smoking as such. Merely facilitating.

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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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I read Bert's post as 'smoking skills'.

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That's some pretty bad reading.


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Jesus O'Nazareth wrote:
pubs and clubs introduce breath tests to stop customers pre-loading


Is this ^^ actually happening? You get breath tested on a night out now? :eek:

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Squidge wrote:
That's some pretty bad reading.



You lilly livered liberal Squidge. :mad:

I don't supposed you'd be interested in backing my other new idea, 6" stiletto heeled shoes for dogs?

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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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I think with the increase in places that smoking is banned there is a big gap in the market for bringing back snuff.

Different flavours and fragrances to suit many markets.

Snuff is no longer the stuff of Victoriana it is the present and the future.


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Funnily enough I was only talking about snuff yesterday. Yeh I like it, I only ever have it when I am in Germany for some stupid reason, but its fun. Unlike smoking which is stupid. :mad:

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Danny's Studs wrote:
Funnily enough I was only talking about snuff yesterday. Yeh I like it, I only ever have it when I am in Germany for some stupid reason, but its fun. Unlike smoking which is stupid. :mad:


Smoking makes you look hard though.


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Danny's Studs wrote:
Funnily enough I was only talking about snuff yesterday. Yeh I like it, I only ever have it when I am in Germany for some stupid reason, but its fun. Unlike smoking which is stupid. :mad:


Smoking makes you look hard though.

This guy gets it ^.


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Partington Blue wrote:
Danny's Studs wrote:
Funnily enough I was only talking about snuff yesterday. Yeh I like it, I only ever have it when I am in Germany for some stupid reason, but its fun. Unlike smoking which is stupid. :mad:


Smoking makes you look hard though.



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smoking will kill you and snuff will give you cancer of the nasal passage.

Your choice

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