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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:40 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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Funnily enough I was only talking about snuff yesterday. Yeh I like it, I only ever have it when I am in Germany for some stupid reason, but its fun. Unlike smoking which is stupid. :mad:


Smoking makes you look hard though.



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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:07 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 4:32 am 
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smoking will kill you and snuff will give you cancer of the nasal passage.

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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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Mouth cancer innit? I've had some Scandinavian snuff called snus and it was the bomb


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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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The way they shield the cigs from you in shops these days i find laughable and pathetic.

Snuff is ace btw. :approve:


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:19 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:23 pm 
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The way they shield the cigs from you in shops these days i find laughable and pathetic.


It's the Government thinking of the children innit.

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I heard a story about Savile recently which shocked me to the core:

Our receptionist in Greenwich, Mandy, was one of 12 brother and sisters. They're from some godforsaken hole round where Gibbonicus lives. It was decided their parents weren't best suited to looking after 12 drummers drumming so they all got shipped off into care. This was early 80s. :( So they were all in a kids home somewhere in the Medway area and from what she said it was pretty grim. One day the oldest six were called into the office and told that they'd been selected for the "day out of a lifetime" - Jimmy Savile was going to come and pick them up and take them to a recording of Jim'll Fix It in London! :) ( :eek: ) So they day comes round and they all get dressed up in the best clothes they have. Jimmy turns up at the home in the morning to pick them up. He's in a limo with blacked out windows. He's driving and there's no-one else there, just Jimmy Savile and six kids aged between 9 and 15 in a blacked out limo in the Kent countryside. ( :( ) So off they go and he drives them to the TV studios in central London. They get shown around the studio then are sat in front row seats for the recording of the show. It was really exciting. When the recording was finished they were taken backstage. ( :( ) Jimmy had ice cream and cake laid on for them. :) ( :eek: ) Back into the limo they went and he drove them back to the care home where they were safely dropped off and returned to the custody of the staff. He didn't lay a finger on any of them! :eek:

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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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I heard a story about Savile recently which shocked me to the core:

Our receptionist in Greenwich, Mandy, was one of 12 brother and sisters. They're from some godforsaken hole round where Gibbonicus lives. It was decided their parents weren't best suited to looking after 12 drummers drumming so they all got shipped off into care. This was early 80s. :( So they were all in a kids home somewhere in the Medway area and from what she said it was pretty grim. One day the oldest six were called into the office and told that they'd been selected for the "day out of a lifetime" - Jimmy Savile was going to come and pick them up and take them to a recording of Jim'll Fix It in London! :) ( :eek: ) So they day comes round and they all get dressed up in the best clothes they have. Jimmy turns up at the home in the morning to pick them up. He's in a limo with blacked out windows. He's driving and there's no-one else there, just Jimmy Savile and six kids aged between 9 and 15 in a blacked out limo in the Kent countryside. ( :( ) So off they go and he drives them to the TV studios in central London. They get shown around the studio then are sat in front row seats for the recording of the show. It was really exciting. When the recording was finished they were taken backstage. ( :( ) Jimmy had ice cream and cake laid on for them. :) ( :eek: ) Back into the limo they went and he drove them back to the care home where they were safely dropped off and returned to the custody of the staff. He didn't lay a finger on any of them! :eek:

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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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Pics? She must be really ugly

That was my first thought tbh.

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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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Jesus O'Nazareth wrote:
My startup company is aimed at the expanding leisure market and consists of two products.

Firstly, our "replica" cigarette boxes in the livery of all the well known brands but in a classic format ie without any government health warnings whatsoever.
Theses will be hard cases designed to last for some months. The user simply buys their favourite cigarettes in the new plain paper packaging and transfers them to the branded box.

Secondly, as more pubs and clubs introduce breath tests to stop customers pre-loading we will offer a variety of alcoholic shots packaged in plastic tubes similar to Ice Pops for children so they can be secreted, away from the frisking fingers of door staff, in the ample bumcracks of punters for cheap and easy consumption once on licenced premises.

Who wants an investment?


Fag packet skins exist already, they came out when they started putting gross pictures on the boxes.

You slip your packet into them, and come in all kinds of designs.

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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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Ok, I have another idea!

Welcome to CHEESE WORLD!

Or The Edam Project.

Complete with Hanging Gardens of Babybell.

Who's in? :dance:

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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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Jesus O'Nazareth wrote:
Ok, I have another idea!

Welcome to CHEESE WORLD!

Or The Edam Project.

Complete with Hanging Gardens of Babybell.

Who's in? :dance:


Sounds like you could build a Cathedral City around that idea!

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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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Barna Azul wrote:
Jesus O'Nazareth wrote:
Ok, I have another idea!

Welcome to CHEESE WORLD!

Or The Edam Project.

Complete with Hanging Gardens of Babybell.

Who's in? :dance:


Sounds like you could build a Cathedral City around that idea!


We could have a sort of TV/Film area maybe showing "Sex in the Cathedral City" or "Desperate Housewives" starring Marcia Cross as "Brie"

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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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Morning Jesus, I hope you are well and your campaign of mass clandestine bullying is going well for you. :)

I hope it is not too late but I have an idea I have been milling about with for a while and perhaps you might be interested in adding to your/our quite of products.

I believe the world is in desperate need of good quality and fit for purpose sex towels. Standard towels are too big, the wrong shape and often too rough. The towels I have in mind are like this;

Hers: shaped like a sanitary pad but about 4 times the size, and more pear shaped, so one end is bigger and rounder. This would enable her to wipe the moip away or 'floss' as it's known in the business and then she can wrap it through the legs and catch any late drippers.
His: the shape of a three legged star, but with wide legs and round ends. Imagine a three leg ninja star but obviously rounder and softer. One of the legs would have a hood on it so you can sit it on the pecker and it collects all the poom. And if you need to go for a walk, you can. :)

I've spent a bit of time thinking of a name for them, and I have settled on the 'Squiffer'. What do you think?

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 Post subject: Re: Crowdfunding
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Where do the other two legs go though? :confused:

I'm guessing one goes up your "arsehole" so to speak, but where will the other one end up?

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