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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:02 pm 
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Allright this is really problematic, I'm in a bed that dont belong to me and some voice yells "....DAARLIN" from the bathroom. She comes out and kisses me but she ain't my girl. I got this dumb look on my face like what have I done? I ask myself how can I be so stupid, must lost track of time... wth was on my mind? From the club we went to her home didnt plan to stay that long and here I am, quickly trying to put on my clothes searching for my keys trying to get op up out the door. She streched her hands in front of it and said "You cant go this way" so i looked at her like she was crazy "women move out my way, i got a girl at home". She said "Please dont go out there" i said "Lady, I ve got to get home".

She said her husband was coming up the stairs. "shhhh be quite hurry up and get in the closet. dont make a sound or some shit is going down". I said "Why dont I just go out the window?" She said "We on the 5th floor" I said "shit put me in the closet" and now i'm in this darkest closet :((((((( trying to figure out just how i'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house.
Now he walks in and yells "I'm here" She says "Honey, i m in the bedroom" He walks in there with a smile on his face saying "honey i ve been missing you" She hops all over him and says "I ve cooked and ran you bath water". I'm telling you, this girls so good she deserves an Oscar. Thows her in the bed and start to snatching her clothes off, I m in the closet like man what the fuck is going on? :((((((( You're not gonna belive it but things get deeper as the story goes on, next thing you know a call comes through on my phone I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate but from the way he act i could tell its too late. He hopped up and said "There's a mystery going on here and I'm gonna solve it."
And i'm like "god please, dont let this man opet this closet"....

Now hes at the closet..... What should I do????


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:25 am 
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I think what happened here (Correct me if I'm wrong Balls)- He actually intended to sleep with the man of the house, had a little too much silly juice while waiting for his date and ended up sleeping with his wife then had to hide so his lover didn't catch Ballboy with his wife. No?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:34 am 
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Come out of the closet!

Just wondering, did you start typing when he approached the closet door or when the bint threw you in there?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:36 am 
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And how did you know he walked in 'with a smile on his face' if you were in the closet?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:45 am 
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I think its a parody of a BBC post


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:47 am 
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Khabom wrote:
And how did you know he walked in 'with a smile on his face' if you were in the closet?


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Fucks sake Kbomb, have u not seen every film ever made before? It's one of those closets with the slatty doors that you can peer nervously through, then hurriedly scoot to the back of when u sneeze, or in Balky's case, your phone goes off.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:50 am 
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I still think he should come out of the closet.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:51 am 
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Now do the next 20 chapters


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:56 am 
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I'll help you out

Well now he’s staring at me like as if he was staring in the mirror
She yells, “Honey let me explain”
He says, “You don’t have to go no further”
“I can clearly see what’s going on behind my back, in my bed, in my home”
Then I said, “Wait a minute now hold on”
I said, “Mister, we can work this out”
She said “Honey, don’t lose control”
I tried to get him to calm down
He said “Ho, I should have known
That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house
But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt”
I said “We need to resolve this”
And he stepped to me I’m like “whoa
There’s a reason I’m in this closet”
He says “yeah? What are you talking clothes?”
“I met this girl at the Paje's Club and she told me she didn’t have a man”
Then he said “Man, please, I'd kill you if you didn’t have that gun in your hand”
And then I said “But your chick chose me”
He said “Don’t give me that mack shit please”
His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
He steps a little closer I point my gun and say “I’m not the one you after”
He says “Something I bet you didn’t know my man... Did she tell you that I was a pastor?”
I said “Well good that’s better right? Why can't we handle this Christian-like?”
And I started to put the gun down until I saw his face still had a frown
She started crying, saying “Baby, I’m sorry”
Then he said “Baby, not as sorry as you’re gonna be”
I started inching out
He says “No I want you to see this”
He said “I gotta get out this house, and not ‘til I reveal this secret”
I'm like “What is going on inside his head?”
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says
“Hello” (hello?)
“Baby?” (aha)
“Turn the car around” (what’s going on over there?)
“Listen, I just need for you to get right back here now” [click]
He looks at me and says “Well since we’re all coming out the closet
I'm not about to be the only one that’s broken-hearted”
She said “What do you mean?”
He said “Just wait and see”
I said “Somebody better talk to me”
And then his phone rings
He picks up and somebody says “Sweetheart, I'm downstairs”
And he’s like “I’ll buzz you up
I'm on the 5th floor hurry take the stairs”
And I'm like “Who is this mystery lady that you’re talking to?”
And he says “In time you both will know the shocking truth
Baby, this is something I’ve been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time”
And I said “Nigga I'm gonna shoot you both if you don’t say what’s on your mind”
He said “Wait, I hear somebody coming up the stairs”
And I'm looking at the door
He says “I think you better sit down in the chair”
I says “I'm gonna count to 4”
“1…”
He says “Mister, wait!”
“2…”
He says “Please don’t shoot”
“3…”
He says “Don’t shoot me”
“4…”
She screams
Then a knock on the door
The gun’s in my hand
He opens the door
I can't believe it’s a man
(man… man… man…)


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:59 am 
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What were you doing in Dzeko's closet in the first place Balky?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 12:28 pm 
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Dammit BBC, i ll try harder next time :|


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:54 pm 
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Can't believe I had to scroll so far down for anybody to realise what this was.

Horrific.


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