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 Post subject: Kristen Stewart's Poem
PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 1:40 pm 
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My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole

I reared digital moonlight
You read its clock, scrawled neon across that black
Kismetly … ubiquitously crest fallen
Thrown down to strafe your foothills
…I'll suck the bones pretty.
Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps
Spray painted everything known to man,
Stream rushed through and all out into
Something Whilst the crackling stare down sun snuck
Through our windows boarded up
He hit your flint face and it sparked.

And I bellowed and you parked
We reached Marfa.
One honest day up on this freedom pole
Devils not done digging
He's speaking in tongues all along the pan handle
And this pining erosion is getting dust in
My eyes
And I'm drunk on your morsels
And so I look down the line
Your every twitch hand drum salute
Salutes mine ...


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 2:01 pm 
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it reads like the text in some spam emails, that or a "lorum ipsum" placeholder.

utter gibberish.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:00 pm 
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:think:

It's about oral sex.
Obviously.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:23 pm 
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She could have entitled it Ode To My New Thesaurus.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:38 pm 
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My eyes

That's what I thought when I was reading it. As in "AAAARRRGGHH! MY EYES!"

This is the poetic version of spraying Lynx Africa into your own face.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:41 pm 
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Sounds like it was written by some random word generator.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 4:04 pm 
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WeegieBlue wrote:
My eyes

That's what I thought when I was reading it. As in "AAAARRRGGHH! MY EYES!"

This is the poetic version of spraying Lynx Africa into your own face.


Trying not to laugh out loud in the office!


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 9:07 pm 
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The bit about abrasive organ pumps rang particularly true for me. :(

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Bastard wrote:
The bit about abrasive organ pumps rang particularly true for me. :(


And you've been know to partake in a bit of 'twitch hand' no doubt...


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:05 pm 
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Only when ODing on speed.

But you'd know all about that. :cool:

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:17 pm 
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Only when ODing on speed.

But you'd know all about that. :cool:


I have no idea what he's talking about officer... :o


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:54 pm 
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"And I'm drunk on your morsels"

That's my favourite bit.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:40 pm 
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slart wrote:
She could have entitled it Ode To My New Thesaurus.



That was already taken by emigre's novel tbf.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 1:21 pm 
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Paddington Blue wrote:
slart wrote:
She could have entitled it Ode To My New Thesaurus.


That was already taken by emigre's novel tbf.


Lol. Fact.

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