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Got an email this afternoon from a bird who's "visiting". One thing's led to another and...



I had to edit some of the ruder pics coz of NSFW and all that. I think I'll sign up to her private page tomorrow.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

I found this wildly funny. Bloke in office next to me all up in my grill wanting to know what I am laffing at. I said you won't find it funny cos you don't know bastard, I showed him, and he didn't find it funny and I said told you so, and we pissed ourselves.

That girl doesn't look like a 'jiannah'. Also, Austin is loads of stops away from Romford.

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KYPU

Too young for you I'm afraid B

epic bastard, well done.

I have his email address if anyone wants it btw?

My page or not?

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I am the way, the truth and the life.

What I don't get is: her knees are nowt special

Mmmmmm...........knees..........

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I am the way, the truth and the life.

No need for all this.

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The Senior Member

There is EVERY need for all if this Bert!

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KYPU

Didn't actually read it last night, was too drunk.

Just read over it. It is superb.

I'm actually starting to fall in love with her a bit. Are you sure it's not for real? Imagine if it was

Brilliant. Do more. Please.

Fucking mega lolz bastardo..best thread, since the flat mate.
made my whole of 2014 awesome..

MORE..!!!!!

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I Belong To City
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BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.

Excellent work bastard, first rate.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

One appreciates the effort Bastard,even if Danny has lost his ability to recognise a pun when he sees it, but I do feel you should get out more.

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The Senior Member

Bert, that pun was ex-CRUCIATE-ing!!



We KNEED to CAP that sort of thing!!

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

Excellent work Mr. Bastard. Looks like you've got a keeper there, when's the wedding?

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303 power

well done B

I hope Danny gets the message

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The Senior Member

Hey Bastard, have you sent her any of your photos, you know like the ones you sent me of you and the

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I am the way, the truth and the life.