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Any of you lot use them? As a single bloke I use them and have not only found long term GFs on various ones but they are an enormous source of comedy. I was emailing a friend recently with some of the profiles/pics I have seen, I won't post any pics but you lot may appreciate some of the blurbs they write about themselves and what they want. I swear you could not make them up. Please feel free to speak of experiences!

In no particular order, any break means a different girl's profile;

...blonde also sometimes, classy but can be a bogan when Im in the mood lol, have 7 tats, plan on more, not a bikie bitch though but prefer a man with a tat or 2 or covered I don't care, I work full time as an assistant manager in a menswear store and love my job to bits...

Must love bacon.......... (Danny: cue profile picture of extra from 'Land of the Giants'.)

I am a strong, independent woman. I drive a truck. Love me or loathe me, that is your decision.
I love driving trucks, that's why I do it for a living. I enjoy hanging out with good friends. I have worked hard to simplify my life so I can enjoy more of it. I am manicured and well presented even though most of the time I am covered in grease from the truck lol I get around mostly in jeans and boots because this is what makes me comfortable even though I do scrub up nicely occasionally apparently. I am looking for someone who will let me be me.

I am 4 months pregnant. I am not interested in games...

and of course there are these lost girls;

...Family girl with a heart for Jesus

...Passionate about Jesus, spiritual & personal development, public speaking & success coaching,

...Not interested in shallow atheists.

...Men who place Jesus above all, contact me!

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KYPU

Keep at them Studs. Somewhere out there in the internet is a woman with exactly the same tastes as you. You'll find her, man. You'll find her.



then you'll finger bang her.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

Good luck Studs!

Thanks everyone. Appreciate the support during this difficult time. Thanks.

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KYPU

Her feet look like they're gonna need amputating.