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BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.

Turns out all the codeine I've been taking is the likely cause of my over-firm stoolage. I'm really not sure how to proceed.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

It's a twat for blocking you up tbh.

A good old pegging should sort you out.

Whatare you taking the codeine for, pain or pleasure? Balance it out with a bit of senna or lactulose

that or sticking a pencil up there to work it loose.

this is a true story, although it came from some inveterate smack head.

i also know a lad who used to take some codeine with him to festivals to avoid having to shit in the portaloos.

and did you know you can crush co-codamol up, put it in a saucer of water and then microwave the lot, which seperates out the codeine and paracetamol so you can then jack up with the codeine?

friday fun facts and misadventures with prescription meds.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

Bit of both tbh Nod. having a bit of drama with an arm/shoulder injury and some puzzling behaviour by doctors, and along the way realised that banging a couple of cocodamol down with a couple of Nurofen Plus is a mild relaxant.

I had a vegetable bhuna on sunday and a lentil salad on monday. thought it might move things along a bit, but it just gave me dramatic farts with no effect on stool consistency.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

Try drinking 3 cups of very strong coffee, nothing can withstand that. Or maybe that's just me.

I always found the first line of Charlie in a session always prompted a bowel movement tbf

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tbf.

and pills. bogs in clubs early in the proceedings always used to be very ripe.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

I agree with both these last statements.

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KYPU

I once had a night out where I had 7 (seven) shits. None of them were loose and no drugs were involved. That was weird

Ask your doctor for some tramadol. Much less constipating and more relaxing

Me too. .ain't that weird. .
I had a crunch not long ago that was a codine brick that nearly split my sphincter like a Friday out with the forum...
Ive found that.cod liver oil helps to ease it out..

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BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.

Applied internally or externally?

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Was a major worry of mine last weekend, went to the warehouse project for the first time and before I came up I was fretting about the state of the loos, snagged a bit of bog roll in case but thankfully there wasn't the need

It was portaloos last time I went to a WHP. They were perfectly civilised.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

There's 'proper' bogs now if its the same one near the swamp

Different one - the last place was under Piccadilly station.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

Now you're talking.

Well good morning people of Man City forum very long time, 4 Months to be exact and where better to start my posting here.

For the past 2 and a half months i've been in the Royal Liverpool hospital with Severe acute necrotating Pancreatitis, worst pain in the world, vomiting every 15 minutes couldn't hardly walk and when i went down with it on December 19th i went to the local walk in centre at 8 in the morning after no sleep, i couldn't even lie down or on my sides during the night, the Doctors at the walk in centre thought i was having a massive heart attack, next thing i know i'm having things attached to my chest.

So i get an ambulance to Arrowe park hospital where i had a scan and found i had a lot of nasty fluid around the left side of my body from my lungs down to my pelvis and that 30% of my Pancreas had died,so i stayed at Arrowe park till a bed was available at the Royal (Specialist hospital that deals with the Pancreas) It was a very horrible time for me and of course my family, my Sister revealed to me and i don't know if she meant to but about December 21st i was on life support and 12 hours critical, i apparently had a "funny" turn and wanted to die and got in such a state.

Spent about a month in Arrowe park where i swear i witnessed many a strange thing but that was mainly down to all the drugs i was on. So January i'm in the royal where i get two drains attached to get rid of the fluid.

I was Discharged in February but i deteriorated and within 5 days was back, so i get another scan (about my 9th one by now) where it's revealed i have an abcess so i needed to have a procedure called a Skunk line to get rid of this abcess and also any dead tissue from my pancreas.

Fast forward to now, i was discharged on Friday and feel a million times better, i have 2 drains attached which is getting rid of the fluid, i should get them removed in 2 weeks.

I can no longer drink any more alcohol at all which i accept and doesn't bother me in the slightest, drinking plenty of tea and love it, gonna be able to watch me first City game for four months tomorrow, can't wait.

It's good to be back!