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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:24 am 
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Ooh look at me I'm dead good on bikes! This is really dangerous!

Yep.


He could have done with landing that on the grass really.

Broken collarbone, ribs, fibia, fractured sternum, ruptured spleen, facial injuries.

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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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Either tib and fib or femur innit

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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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NoddytheAdlingtonBlue wrote:
South East Citizen wrote:
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Ooh look at me I'm dead good on bikes! This is really dangerous!

Yep.


He could have done with landing that on the grass really.

Broken collarbone, ribs, fibia, fractured sternum, ruptured spleen, facial injuries.

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Totally agree. I very much doubt it's broken.

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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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hard as nails, I'd be writhing in pain after that! :dance:
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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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an interesting and complex fracture of all three bones in his arm, possibly shoulder and collar bone. fucker's gonna set off the scanners at airports.

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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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I was thinking he could be dead. And if I made cycle helmets this would be on the front page of my website.

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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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an interesting and complex fracture of all three bones in his arm, possibly shoulder and collar bone. fucker's gonna set off the scanners at airports.

All of the above plus a sprained wrist.


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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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And yes it's entirely possible he carked it. Is that a matress in the background someone forgot to pull out?


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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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Can't find a gif but if I was selling helmets I'd use this;
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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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an interesting and complex fracture of all three bones in his arm, possibly shoulder and collar bone. fucker's gonna set off the scanners at airports.

All of the above plus a sprained wrist.


And a fractured skull.


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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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His mistake was trying to jump off a massive container thing on a skateboard.


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His mistake was trying to jump off a massive container thing on a skateboard.


yep, had he not have done that he'd not have met any mischief. proper headache I bet he's got. cunt.

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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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Whip-lash, grazed knee, dead arse, several thousand pounds worth of damage to motorcycle.

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Slight fricton burns, sticky hair.


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Whip-lash, grazed knee, dead arse, several thousand pounds worth of damage to motorcycle.

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Slight fricton burns, sticky hair.


And one enlarged ear canal.


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