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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:31 am 
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The dude who got hit by the tyre is almost certainly dead.


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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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There needs to be some website that documents the outcome of accidents in gifs/videos.

"The man died from a head injury when the back of his skull was shattered when he hit the floor."

"After falling from the grape crushing platform, Wendy recovered at an Adult Brain Injury center but still suffers from slurred speech and paralysis in her legs."

"Fenton was hit by a car."

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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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the bungie rope was, in fact, just a nylon rope. his feet were removed shortly before he suffered massive head trauma and brain dislocation.

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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:21 am 
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"After falling from the grape crushing platform, Wendy recovered at an Adult Brain Injury center but still suffers from slurred speech and paralysis in her legs."


One of the people in the house I'm staying in works in a brain injury center - it sounds MENTAL there. People are FUCKED after a brain injury. A lot of them pretty much become spackers. There was some kind of Christmas show last week where brain injury victims from all over the Beds, Herts and Bucks area were doing performances - you know, song and dance numbers and stuff. It sounded amazing. Would have been a good place to go to to laugh at people less fortunate than myself, which fits nicely back in with the thread.

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"Fenton was hit by a car."


Good. Fenton's a cunt.

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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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Bastard wrote:
There was some kind of Christmas show last week where brain injury victims from all over the Beds, Herts and Bucks area were doing performances - you know, song and dance numbers and stuff.


Sounds like Paralympics for X Factor.

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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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More Special than Para I think. Either way I bet it was jam-packed full of schadenfraude.

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Has anyone seen the photo of a horse stuck in a gate with a cow invading the photo? That's my favourite internet picture :)

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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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yeah, I guess this is thread-relevant

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cool
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very cool
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Fractured tail-bone, compacted vertibrae.


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http://www.independent.ie/health/health ... 24646.html

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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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Ooh look at me I'm dead good on bikes! This is really dangerous!

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He could have done with landing that on the grass really.

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yeah, I guess this is thread-relevant

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The cow is loving that horses misfortune tbf

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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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Ooh look at me I'm dead good on bikes! This is really dangerous!

Yep.


He could have done with landing that on the grass really.

Street bike tommy thinks thats gay..

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Ooh look at me I'm dead good on bikes! This is really dangerous!

Yep.


He could have done with landing that on the grass really.

Broken collarbone, ribs, fibia, fractured sternum, ruptured spleen, facial injuries.


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wonder what went through his mind as the front wheel dips inexorably towards the ground.

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His fucking nose I'd say..


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you've got to respect the way he stays so calm after it happens.

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 Post subject: Re: Schadenfreude
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found a gif of street bike tommy for everyone to enjoy...nitro circus FTW..
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By the way if you watch the proper clip..he was supposed to land in the foam pit, but clears it, and hes on what looks to me to be ZXR.....fucking loon

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