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Which mammal do you hate most?
Whales 10%  10%  [ 1 ]
Dolphins 10%  10%  [ 1 ]
Badgers 20%  20%  [ 2 ]
Noddy 20%  20%  [ 2 ]
Humans 40%  40%  [ 4 ]
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 Post subject: Mammalia
PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:50 am 
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I would have preferred that we could plot a Venn diagram but bluemoon went the cheap option and skipped out that functionality (along with ability to place smileys so forumers can better simulate sex acts) but anyway, this is what we've got.

Please vote accordingly, whoever gains most votes is banned and made to run through *Adlington, dressed as a witch.

*town was selected at random

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 Post subject: Re: Mammalia
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I've never met a dolphin. Notorious touchers many of them apparently, which is nice.

I've met Badger, and Noddy.

I've met several people from Whales, who were all cunts.

On the balance of the above I've voted "Badger".


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I've not met Nods just his posts on here which are normally quite good but his irrational jealousy of dolphins strikes me as bizarre, in the least. It's very imammal to hate other mammals. Begs the questions, what exactly is Noddy?

Badgers alright, but his missus is super-fit. *corrrr*

I'm still deciding.

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Hmm tricky one this for sure.

I always hated the Princess of Whales even though she was the Queen of Hearts but then I hate Scottish football.

Noddy is ok as he's a lifesaver but in truth he mostly just gives bladdered people covered in their own puke a lift home on a Friday and therefore is a total waste of my hard earned taxes.

I'm going human on the basis of this forum.


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 Post subject: Re: Mammalia
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 Post subject: Re: Mammalia
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I found the title of this thread to be most misleading.

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 Post subject: Re: Mammalia
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Badgers alright, but his missus is super-fit. *corrrr*


pics?


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 Post subject: Re: Mammalia
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Bastard wrote:
Danny's Studs wrote:
Badgers alright, but his missus is super-fit. *corrrr*


pics?


Now, I am a lot of things but I am not scoundrel enough to put pics of a dude's wife up on a footy forum. I'll send you the ones I've got on my phone shortly. But that's it.

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 Post subject: Re: Mammalia
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Danny's Studs wrote:
Bastard wrote:
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Badgers alright, but his missus is super-fit. *corrrr*


pics?


Now, I am a lot of things but I am not scoundrel enough to put pics of a dude's wife up on a footy forum. I'll send you the ones I've got on my phone shortly. But that's it.

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 Post subject: Re: Mammalia
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I met Mrs B before she was Mrs B and I can vouch that even to a man of my advanced age and failing eyesight she was extremely pleasing to view.

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 Post subject: Re: Mammalia
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I went to the Badger wedding and I read a poem whilst I was there. :approve:


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 Post subject: Re: Mammalia
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i voted whales...
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 Post subject: Re: Mammalia
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Danny's Studs wrote:
I've not met Nods just his posts on here which are normally quite good but his irrational jealousy of dolphins strikes me as bizarre, in the least. It's very imammal to hate other mammals. Begs the questions, what exactly is Noddy?

Badgers alright, but his missus is super-fit. *corrrr*

I'm still deciding.

It's not jealousy I just think they're shit. All I remember of Badger's missus is something about a coat???


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 Post subject: Re: Mammalia
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Badgers, can't stand 'em.


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 Post subject: Re: Mammalia
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I still think of something else when I see the title of this thread

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I still think of something else when I see the title of this thread

Tits?

You dirty old man.


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 Post subject: Re: Mammalia
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Yes

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