I pride myself on my inconsistency SEC.
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| Author: | Cloudy O'Rabia [ Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:28 pm ] |
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I pride myself on my inconsistency SEC.
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| Author: | Cloudy O'Rabia [ Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:12 am ] |
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It's getting cold now so please keep an eye out for elderly neighbours. They will ambush you and talk for hours about the weather. |
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| Author: | Bert Trautmanns neck brace [ Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:34 am ] |
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Which reminds me.............................................. |
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| Author: | Bastard [ Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:57 pm ] |
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| Author: | Dark Blue [ Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:27 pm ] |
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The wife and I were in the shopping centre earlier, we rounded a corner to see a gaggle of young girls, all wearing next to nothing, pouring out of HMV. "Phoarr!" I said to the wife, pointing at a gorgeous thing of about twenty. "I bet you'd fucking love to have legs like her!" She didn't respond, but I could tell she was upset. I could hear the sobs as I wheeled her up the ramp into Debenhams. |
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| Author: | Danny's Studs [ Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:17 am ] |
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Beginning to like you DB. Maybe. You fucker, even though you hate 'duck egg blue'. Guess what, it's an important colour... fuckstick. You can dodge it all you like, it exists and it's valid. It's better than dark blue, gay as fuck and just shit. So SHUT UP.  duck egg blue >>> standard blues 
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| Author: | Bastard [ Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:40 am ] |
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Who does The Forum like best - Dark Blue, or Couldy? |
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| Author: | Cloudy O'Rabia [ Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:43 am ] |
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Dark Blue Couldy's a Cnut. |
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| Author: | South East Citizen [ Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:53 am ] |
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Bastard wrote: Who does The Forum like best - Dark Blue, or Couldy? Can we have a "who cares?" option please? |
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| Author: | Bastard [ Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:38 pm ] |
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No. Apathy will not be tolerated. |
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| Author: | Bastard [ Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:56 pm ] |
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| Author: | Cloudy O'Rabia [ Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:16 pm ] |
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Bastard wrote: No. Apathy will not be tolerated. Do a poll then you lazy feck. The loser gets banned for life. 
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| Author: | South East Citizen [ Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:02 pm ] |
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Let's have a debate between the two outlining why we should like them the best, and we'll have a vote next week some time. If the incumbant, Couldy, wins he gets to keep his modship, if the dark guy wins he gets his modship. |
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| Author: | Danny's Studs [ Fri Nov 09, 2012 3:36 pm ] |
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Couldy = cooder + cloudy. You are talking about some sort frightening hybrid beast that is fit only for 'A League of Gentleman'. |
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| Author: | Cloudy O'Rabia [ Fri Nov 09, 2012 3:48 pm ] |
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How come Bastard doesn't include himself in this popularity ballot? I'll tell you why, it's cos he's a CUNT and everybody hates him that's why! |
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| Author: | Bert Trautmanns neck brace [ Fri Nov 09, 2012 3:49 pm ] |
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He ruined my life. I have not forgotten. |
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| Author: | ThunderinScitters [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:42 am ] |
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Heard a rumour Cadburys are producing chop suey flavoured chocolate bars... Probably just Chinese Wispas |
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| Author: | gibbonicus_andronicus [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:37 pm ] |
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Our living room is duck egg blue |
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| Author: | Cloudy O'Rabia [ Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:38 am ] |
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Just had to take my mate to the hospital after he swallowed a sponge. He's fine, just very thirsty. |
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| Author: | Bert Trautmanns neck brace [ Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:00 pm ] |
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Had to go to the toilet whilst eating my Rice Krispies Snap crackle and plop. |
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