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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:21 am 
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I thought you meant Russel Brand's penis. After a quick google I now know who you meant.

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
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Bert Trautmanns neck brace wrote:
Roger Bannister.
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Just saw this Bert.
Absolute history making moment .
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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
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Ken Dodd 90.
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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
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Just read 17 of his best one-liners. LOL'd. In fact, here you go;

1. "My dad knew I was going to be a comedian. When I was a baby, he said, 'Is this a joke?'"

2. "I love my girlfriend, my girlfriend loves me. She loves my hair, she loves my eyes, she loves my teeth. She loves my teeth because I'm the only person that can peel an orange through a tennis racket."

3. "I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

4. "My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night, saying: 'Well, that taught me a lesson.'"

5. "The man who invented cats' eyes got the idea when he saw the eyes of a cat in his headlights. If the cat had been going the other way, he would have invented the pencil sharpener."

6. On his famous tax fraud trial: "I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside."

7. On his marathon live shows: "You think you can get away, but you can't. I'll follow you home and I'll shout jokes through your letterbox."

8. "Do I believe in safe sex? Of course I do. I have a handrail around the bed."

9. "I'm a sex symbol - I am a sex symbol for women who don't care."

10. "I do all the exercises every morning in front of the television - up, down, up, down, up, down. Then the other eyelid."

11. "I did 25 minutes running on the spot this morning - I had my braces caught in the banister."

12. At the Royal Variety Performance: "This audience tonight represents the creme de la creme. That's French for evaporated milk."

13. On approaching his 80th birthday: "Age doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

14. "Did any of us in our wildest dreams ever think we'd live long enough to see the end of the DFS sale?"

15. "I wanted to take the dog to obedience class but it wouldn't go."

16. "Did you hear about the shrimp that went to the prawn's cocktail party? He pulled a mussel."

17. "So it turns out that if you bang two halves of a horse together, it doesn't make the sound of a coconut."

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
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Just read 17 of his best one-liners. LOL'd. In fact, here you go;

1. "My dad knew I was going to be a comedian. When I was a baby, he said, 'Is this a joke?'"

2. "I love my girlfriend, my girlfriend loves me. She loves my hair, she loves my eyes, she loves my teeth. She loves my teeth because I'm the only person that can peel an orange through a tennis racket."

3. "I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

4. "My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night, saying: 'Well, that taught me a lesson.'"

5. "The man who invented cats' eyes got the idea when he saw the eyes of a cat in his headlights. If the cat had been going the other way, he would have invented the pencil sharpener."

6. On his famous tax fraud trial: "I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside."

7. On his marathon live shows: "You think you can get away, but you can't. I'll follow you home and I'll shout jokes through your letterbox."

8. "Do I believe in safe sex? Of course I do. I have a handrail around the bed."

9. "I'm a sex symbol - I am a sex symbol for women who don't care."

10. "I do all the exercises every morning in front of the television - up, down, up, down, up, down. Then the other eyelid."

11. "I did 25 minutes running on the spot this morning - I had my braces caught in the banister."

12. At the Royal Variety Performance: "This audience tonight represents the creme de la creme. That's French for evaporated milk."

13. On approaching his 80th birthday: "Age doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

14. "Did any of us in our wildest dreams ever think we'd live long enough to see the end of the DFS sale?"

15. "I wanted to take the dog to obedience class but it wouldn't go."

16. "Did you hear about the shrimp that went to the prawn's cocktail party? He pulled a mussel."

17. "So it turns out that if you bang two halves of a horse together, it doesn't make the sound of a coconut."

Dog to obedience class is just brilliant.. :clap:

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
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Sir Stephen hawking.
Smartest man on the planet and maybe off it.

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
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Yes, terrible shame. I watched the film recently The Theory of Everything, and I did think when we finally lose him we will lose so much. :cry: :ugeek:

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
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I wonder just how much stuff he knew that he didn't share with the world, truly fascinating guy. RIP

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
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And another one
.Jim Bowen..

Great super smashing..

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
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That's one I had to Google Bert..
Respects..

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Another one for Kimbo

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
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Now that's one I do know Bert..

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
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Ray Wilkins RIP

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
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Gutting news about butch Wilkins

61 is no age .. really sad

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Death Pool
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Gutting news about butch Wilkins

61 is no age .. really sad



It's kind of eerie as only up till maybe 2 weeks ago you seen and heard him pretty much daily throughout media.

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