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PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:33 pm 
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Bert Trautmanns neck brace wrote:
My family made me play a game called Cards against Humanity.
It is the most childish, puerile, vulgar, distasteful game I have ever had the misfortune to come across.
I won.

Played that with my parents. They were initially horrified, but dad properly got into the swing of things. No one should have to explain bukkake to their 70 odd year old parents, then have it compared the biscuit game.

Happy new year!


I am a 70 year old parent. My 19 year old daughter didn’t know what bukkake was

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:42 am 
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You can be thankful for small mercies Bert. ;)

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https://twitter.com/BallStreet/status/950382135969566720

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Neil diamond has retired from touring after 50 years due to Parkinsons disease.

Some of his songs will be here forever.

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Really sad. I love a bit of ND me.

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Really sad. I love a bit of ND me.



Our band does a cover of Sweet Caroline but we only break it out at Weddings

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The good and the horrific today.

The Good: "Kevin de Bruyne has surpassed Manchester United greats", insists Michael Owen. :whistle: :D Utd fans would be rapt...

The horrendous;

Barry Bennell. :mad: :hand: Disgusting human being.

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Danny's Studs wrote:
The good and the horrific today.

The Good: "Kevin de Bruyne has surpassed Manchester United greats", insists Michael Owen. :whistle: :D Utd fans would be rapt...

The horrendous;

Barry Bennell. :mad: :hand: Disgusting human being.

100 percent right.
Kdb.. Is probably going to be the best player we have had at City.. And considering kun David and yaya that's saying something.

And the goat.. :clap:

And that other CUNT...
Absolute piece of shit. In America some guy who was with the Olympics team or something. He got the maximum sentence they can hand out.. 175 years..
Take note UK..

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I thought of you tonight, Kimbo.
I was on a train between Deansgate and Oxford Road and it passed the Hacienda Apartments .

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Bert Trautmanns neck brace wrote:
I thought of you tonight, Kimbo.
I was on a train between Deansgate and Oxford Road and it passed the Hacienda Apartments .

Ahh Bert. The corner of Whitworth Street West. The place of a misguided youth..
It was of its time my friend..

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3.2 Earthquake/tremor hit Cumbria this Morning,

I felt the one ten days ago. Apocalypse is beginning

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Timely for me Gal. I'd like to talk about climate change deniers, for which I have a distinct dislike. We just had one of the poorest summers ever here, apart from family it is basically the reason I moved back from UK. It has been a shit summer, which ends today, and I firmly blame CC. We used to have regularly 3+ series of days over 40 degrees, days hot enough to dry your frikkin eyeballs out, been nothing like that this summer. Nor was last summer. Not only has there been no extreme hot, but it's different heat. We are getting more and more humidity, whereas previously it has always just been dry, super dry heat. Which is preferred.

Perhaps we need to consider the beast from the east. Normal or...?

Obviously greatest condolences for those affected in Cooombria. That was a tangential rant but I hope not wasted. :TopHat1

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A rant is never wasted Danny. Clears the soul.
I have had 3 today.
One over aform that I wanted from the Personal Independence payment people. 3 phone calls and over an hour for a simple request for a form.
One to a cretin of non Anglo Saxon ethnicity who cold called to ask me “a few questions about household matters”
One over sitting in the hospital for 3 hours for my wife’s eye appointment.
And I had a recorded voice tell me that HMRC were taking me to court over tax payments.
“Press 1 to discuss the matter” . Much chance of that.
Plus it is freezing out

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Fuck you Vodafone... bastard's..

They have taken my soul...been waiting 25 minutes just to talk to one the cunts.... :mad:

It's all the fault of aliens global warming and this flat earth... :mrgreen:

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about to listen to someone try and convince me the Earth is flat.

Whoooppeeee fucking doo.

I do like conspiracies though so i'll get back with my thoughts.

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I am more open to conspiracy these days myself. Been a few eye-openers recently. A flat earth is not one.

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Eddie bravo is a flat earther..
It's funny to hear him go on..

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We're all living in a Truman show scenario.

Russia and America know it.

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Nothing better on a bank holiday than flicking through the channels and landing on the one of the greatest films ever and perfect for a good Friday..

The great escape..

Open a dictionary and look up cool and it has a picture of Steve McQueen..

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