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Funnily enough i was thinking this last night.

fucking disgrace teams field weaker sides in the Europa league.

Do they forget the actual winner of the final go into the CL?

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Arsenal and Chelsea both dropped players for a CL game

English teams should be expelled from all European games till we sort our shit out.

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what a fucking jam night tonight!!!

Had a saxophonist down, so we did Brown Sugar, one we haven't done before and my gosh.

Even snapped a string on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfsHPOP ... e=youtu.be

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I play an online Soccer manager game, not sure where i found it tbh, may have been someone posted it here yonks back.

Anyways, on the same day Aguero got 5 and we hammered Newcastle my side did this with Bony getting 4 goals, also having one disallowed so should have been 5

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Manchester City hammered Everton 7 - 1 in their Division 1 fixture.

Balotelli scored a goal and was later voted Man of the Match for his performance.

Nasri and Bony were also amongst the goalscorers

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Cool. I moved into a hut at the Turkish beach camp I'm working at and drank jagermeister and had sex with my sort of Turkish girlfriend on the balcony.

Maybe Gal doesn't need to move to a foreign country to stand out / get laid.

I've been to Wales, it's alright.

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Oh no you didn't *does that clicky hand shaky head black woman thing*

Had an Italian gf back in 2001, spent a few days in Brescia with her. lovely place but the long distance thing didn't work.

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It was a particularly obnoxious and unpleasant thing to say, even by your standards.

Some fucking cunt told me I've got "really fucking ugly feet" today.

The fucking cunt.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

Can you prove otherwise bastard? Must say I haven't noticed them but that doesn't make them normal.

I got pretty ugly feet, my second toe is longer than my big one. and apparently people don't like that. I think it's entirely shallow to base a friendship on whether you like a person's particular bodypart. That said it swings around, my GF is with me cos she has a fetish for retarded feet.

FYI, I really enjoyed the bants earlier between SEC and BBC.

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That was the poiiint

Also she pulled out a bottle of baby oil the other night and started fingering my arse while wanking me off, which was unexpected but enjoyable, before I used it on her arse while we shared a joint

Worryingly enough I did think of Danny fairly soon after the fact

Sounds like your feet are pretty much identical to mine in shape. Mine are pretty weathered too, like farmers' hands. Or Steve Mclaren's face.

I wouldn't mind but the fucker who raised it has disgusting feet.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

Fred Muller has Alzheimer's
He was a good player

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*something about amputating my foot so as not to get bummed by a hive of desperate cunts*

I thought you were dead mramb
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You are spoilt Baby oil indeed! When I was your age we had to use Vim for that.

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