Manchester City Forums

This is a discussion forum for Manchester City Football Club fans
It is currently Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:17 pm

View unanswered posts | View active topics


Forum index » Non Football Related » General Chat

All times are UTC




Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 2227 of 2289
  [ 45769 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 2224, 2225, 2226, 2227, 2228, 2229, 2230 ... 2289  Next
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
kippax_in_my_blood
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 10:30 am 
Offline
Senior Member
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:53 pm
Posts: 16640
Location: frank sidebottoms shed in timperley
Bastard wrote:
kippax_in_my_blood wrote:
Yay..broke my ankle. ... :mad:


Fuck! Deffo broke? I've literally just left Manchester again tonight after three weeks back in the nest, so you've missed out on my healing touch.

back at the weekend tho. press the buzzer next to your bed if you want me to nip round. :auto-ambulance:

Cheers mate..
it looked chipped at the bottom of the ball of your ankle and a little split..so not a bad one..
just a bit of a bad timing deal..lol

ill be pressing the buzzer..more than i get from the mrs, thats for sure.. :violin:

_________________
I Belong To City
____________________
BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.
Top
 Profile  
 
gibbonicus_andronicus
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 10:58 am 
Offline
Senior Member
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 09, 2008 5:34 pm
Posts: 29213
Location: Limbo
Bastard wrote:
kippax_in_my_blood wrote:
Yay..broke my ankle. ... :mad:


Fuck! Deffo broke? I've literally just left Manchester again tonight after three weeks back in the nest, so you've missed out on my healing touch.

back at the weekend tho. press the buzzer next to your bed if you want me to nip round. :auto-ambulance:


just remember to indicate on the dolly where this is kimbo

_________________
"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"
Top
 Profile  
 
Bastard
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 10:17 pm 
Offline
Senior Member
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 02, 2008 3:36 pm
Posts: 15892
Location: Swimming with Len Fairclough
He's pretty grim tbf. Even I draw the line somewhere. :|

_________________
I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.
Top
 Profile  
 
kippax_in_my_blood
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:21 pm 
Offline
Senior Member
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:53 pm
Posts: 16640
Location: frank sidebottoms shed in timperley
Quote="Bastard"]He's pretty grim tbf. Even I draw the line somewhere. :|[/quote]
:D
ill tell you one thing. ..im not into this tramdol gear.
Its a bit trippy... :|

_________________
I Belong To City
____________________
BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.
Top
 Profile  
 
Danny's Studs
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:40 pm 
Offline
Senior Member
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 02, 2008 7:50 pm
Posts: 24256
Location: Australia
tramadol is great. breaking shit isn't. sorry to hear it mate.

_________________
KYPU
Top
 Profile  
 
Bastard
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:49 am 
Offline
Senior Member
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 02, 2008 3:36 pm
Posts: 15892
Location: Swimming with Len Fairclough
I'm trying to order some Midazolam. Apparently gives you "sexual hallucinations".

Image

_________________
I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.
Top
 Profile  
 
Bert Trautmanns neck brace
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:09 am 
Offline
Senior Member

Joined: Thu May 01, 2008 1:18 pm
Posts: 15114
Location: Warrington
Bastard wrote:
I'm trying to order some Midazolam. Apparently gives you "sexual hallucinations".

Image

I have them without tablets. I think they are called flashbacks

_________________
The Senior Member
Top
 Profile  
 
kippax_in_my_blood
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:09 am 
Offline
Senior Member
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:53 pm
Posts: 16640
Location: frank sidebottoms shed in timperley
Danny's Studs wrote:
tramadol is great. breaking shit isn't. sorry to hear it mate.

Thanks mate. Woke up today and its friggin sore so defo on the tramadol today.
Bastards potion sound intriguing. ..
and berts pist was a good boac. .. :clap:

_________________
I Belong To City
____________________
BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.
Top
 Profile  
 
KickerConspiracy
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 10:15 am 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:12 am
Posts: 5059
Location: قتلي قرين
kippax_in_my_blood wrote:
Danny's Studs wrote:
tramadol is great. breaking shit isn't. sorry to hear it mate.

Thanks mate. Woke up today and its friggin sore so defo on the tramadol today.
Bastards potion sound intriguing. ..
and berts pist was a good boac. .. :clap:


Coming off Tramadol can be a tricky one Kimbo.

And don't forget to post us a pic of your spaz boot.
Top
 Profile  
 
Markered Man
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:48 pm 
Offline
Junior Member
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:48 pm
Posts: 2209
That is a bit of a nightmare KIMBO. Don't forget that you need to keep your aerobic fitness up (that's your excuse for furious masturbation).

Intrigued about sexual hallucinations, but a bit worried about what Bastard's might involve.

_________________
303 power
Top
 Profile  
 
gibbonicus_andronicus
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:03 pm 
Offline
Senior Member
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 09, 2008 5:34 pm
Posts: 29213
Location: Limbo
kimbo and a lack of vaseline?

_________________
"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"
Top
 Profile  
 
kippax_in_my_blood
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:38 pm 
Offline
Senior Member
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:53 pm
Posts: 16640
Location: frank sidebottoms shed in timperley
gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
kimbo and a lack of vaseline?

Cheers folks...
Don't know if this tramadol will make me cronic tossing or not. By friday my right arm will be buff..
and jesus B...I wiki that one you mentioned. .ffs they use it in executions in the states..
If you get some im in.. :mrgreen:

right..back to the vaseline and corse sandpaper..

_________________
I Belong To City
____________________
BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.
Top
 Profile  
 
KickerConspiracy
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:16 pm 
Offline
Member
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:12 am
Posts: 5059
Location: قتلي قرين
kippax_in_my_blood wrote:
gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
kimbo and a lack of vaseline?

Cheers folks...
Don't know if this tramadol will make me cronic tossing or not. By friday my right arm will be buff..
and jesus B...I wiki that one you mentioned. .ffs they use it in executions in the states..
If you get some im in.. :mrgreen:

right..back to the vaseline and corse sandpaper..


Was popping them like one-o when i slipped my disc in India(You can buy them over the counter). :approve:

Did fuck all for my pain btw - but did totally mong me out. :TopHat1
Top
 Profile  
 
kippax_in_my_blood
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:49 pm 
Offline
Senior Member
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:53 pm
Posts: 16640
Location: frank sidebottoms shed in timperley
KickerConspiracy wrote:
kippax_in_my_blood wrote:
gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
kimbo and a lack of vaseline?

Cheers folks...
Don't know if this tramadol will make me cronic tossing or not. By friday my right arm will be buff..
and jesus B...I wiki that one you mentioned. .ffs they use it in executions in the states..
If you get some im in.. :mrgreen:

right..back to the vaseline and corse sandpaper..


Was popping them like one-o when i slipped my disc in India(You can buy them over the counter). :approve:

Did fuck all for my pain btw - but did totally mong me out. :TopHat1

doing 2 50g trammo's and 2 paracetamol at the same time, apprently they compliment each other and work better..
i did google it so its right..
they are a bit mongy for sure. :banana-linedance: :obscene-drinkingfaded:

_________________
I Belong To City
____________________
BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.
Top
 Profile  
 
gibbonicus_andronicus
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:56 pm 
Offline
Senior Member
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 09, 2008 5:34 pm
Posts: 29213
Location: Limbo
home made roofies?

_________________
"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"
Top
 Profile  
 
kippax_in_my_blood
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:39 pm 
Offline
Senior Member
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:53 pm
Posts: 16640
Location: frank sidebottoms shed in timperley
gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
home made roofies?

Mate ive done worse..
chopped up a load of acid tabs (3 of us)...and snorted em.. :TopHat1
when I think of it now.it was 25 years ago..ahhh reckless youth. .
didn't do much..saw mad colour for a few hours... 8-) t

_________________
I Belong To City
____________________
BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.
Top
 Profile  
 
Bert Trautmanns neck brace
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:47 pm 
Offline
Senior Member

Joined: Thu May 01, 2008 1:18 pm
Posts: 15114
Location: Warrington
This iPad thing keeps sending me messages about downloading iOS 8 and it will make my machine do wonderful things. Do I need it . What will it do?

_________________
The Senior Member
Top
 Profile  
 
BiscuitBlueCheese
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:21 pm 
Offline
Senior Member
User avatar

Joined: Tue May 27, 2008 11:57 am
Posts: 11646
Location: Leeds/Manchester
You'll have to get it sooner rather than later so I'd just download it now so you can start getting used to it rather than confusing yourself even more further down the line if you get too used to iOS 7. Functionally they're very similar.
Top
 Profile  
 
Bert Trautmanns neck brace
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:30 am 
Offline
Senior Member

Joined: Thu May 01, 2008 1:18 pm
Posts: 15114
Location: Warrington
Oh

_________________
The Senior Member
Top
 Profile  
 
kippax_in_my_blood
 Post subject: Re: Twatter
PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:24 am 
Offline
Senior Member
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:53 pm
Posts: 16640
Location: frank sidebottoms shed in timperley
Ive got a spaz boot...
Image

Im forrest...forrest kimbo...

_________________
I Belong To City
____________________
BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.
Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 2227 of 2289
  [ 45769 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 2224, 2225, 2226, 2227, 2228, 2229, 2230 ... 2289  Next

Forum index » Non Football Related » General Chat

All times are UTC


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 39 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group