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thanks bert..
But i think gibbo is on to a winner there...

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I Belong To City
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BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.

it's the patented baby cage. i have blue prints.

^ that is merely the budget design which can be assembled at home with easily purchaseable components.

in factory constructed and outfitted deluxe version there's an impeller that pushes the tot around, promoting exercise, the litter tray is contained below a mesh floor so the tot isn't actively crawling in it's own waste, and there's a shower unit in the roof for bathing/training purposes. the sides extend upward to allow for growth and walking in all editions, as no-one wants a stunted or bent-backed toddler.
special premium editions come with interactive touchscreens on the outside of the cage for educational/environmental stimulation, and they are stackable. you can fill a warehouse with them for bulk-creche purposes to maximise profits from your very own nursery/battery baby farm.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

I got a third of the way down that and decided I never want to have kids.

always knew you were a wise man...

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BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.

True

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The Senior Member

I know if/when I have kids I will love it but I am just way too selfish to do that right now. I have habits I need to afford and I don't wish to give them up for some little shit machine. Yet.

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KYPU

I went to the chocolate cafe in Ramsbottom for lunch today. Make of that what you will

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The Senior Member

there's some graphic anal sex punnage in there but i just can't tease it out.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

They were playing "Brown eyed girl" as background music

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The Senior Member

i'm.... it's nearly there, all the components are there but i just can't quite get it together...

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

I'd have thought 'brown girl in the ring' by Boney M would have been more fitting but, hey, it's their truffle.

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KYPU

Thief!

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I am the way, the truth and the life.

Thank god it is August 21.

in about one hours time the daughter will get her GCSE results and then I won't have to listen to all the silly questions like "Do you think I will pass maths" or "will I get a B in history" etcetera that I have had to put up with for the past 2 months.

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17 years ago today Oasis released Be Here Now.

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Keep Calm and follow Jesus Navas

yeah, that's hardly worth remebering though tbf.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

Gal and Winnie are City fans because of Oasis. Fact.

I went into town to buy it before picking up my GCSE results. To this day I do not know which was the biggest disappointment

I love this hatred of the one of the most over rated bands ever.

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KYPU

definitely maybe was good though, and morning glory had some good tunes on it... but be here now. fuck me was that shit, absolute fucking wank. and seemed to go hand in hand with massive global success.

people.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

The original Oasis and still the best:

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I am the way, the truth and the life.